Timely Nonsense

A Timely Running Experience
Timely Nonsense brings the traditional 6 hour/12 hour timed events into the city. The race will be held at Horner Park where runners will spend their allotted time running a .75 mile paved loop path around the park. Horner Park is a 58 acre park located at the intersection of California and Montrose. There will be one aid station at the Start/Finish. It will be stocked with your typical ultra fare. At Horner Park there is also vendor selling hot dogs, popsicles, sodas and almost every ultra treat you can imagine.

The Nonsense
There will be 10 challenges given the day of the race that you can choose to complete the day of the event. These challenges will involve shenanigans. Runners that complete all 10 challenges will get an extra prize.

Upcoming Races

Sep 14 2025
6 Hours
Multiple Loop
1 Elevation Rating
Flat or nearly flat
1 Surface Rating
Paved or very smooth surface
Sep 14 2025
12 Hours
Multiple Loop
1 Elevation Rating
Flat or nearly flat
1 Surface Rating
Paved or very smooth surface

Results

12 Hours

Date Finishers Top Result (M) Top Result (F)
09/15/24 7 54 52.5
09/17/23 11 70.65 50
08/27/22 9 64.56 50
08/28/21 7 43.65 48.5

6 Hours

Date Finishers Top Result (M) Top Result (F)
09/15/24 4 36.9 32
09/17/23 6 36.9 33.2
08/27/22 3 35.78
08/28/21 No Ultra Finishers

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